There’s a cute magazine I get my daughter at Toys R Us called Animal Tales. Lots of quizzes and facts which she loves, stories, crafting, and subjective opinion “voting” for random things like “would you rather live in a bird’s nest or a wolf den?” Her answer was ‘a nest because it’s high and airy, and caves are like, ya know, dark and small‘. I said, “wouldn’t you be afraid to live with wolves?” Well, no, because apparently in this scenario, there are no animals living in their own homes. Just empty real estate.
Anyway, I like leafing through it as much as she does. (Plus, who doesn’t love a good mail in contest to win toys?) This month’s craft was….amazing. So we rushed to our shitty Jo-Ann’s to Make it Hap’n Cap’n. Sure, the bill was $115…but, I think the resulting superiority of our jellyfish compared to the example pays for itself. Maybe twice. They had suggested seashells for the heads. PFFT!! I respectfully disagree!