What’s *What* Up Ahead? Or, The Tip of the Iceberg

This was a laugh till you cry moment for me the other night with my daughter. As in…laughing until you actually start crying and then you figure you must just be secretly sad because what other reason would you be crying because this is truly the funniest thing you’ve seen in a while and not sad at all! Anyway, it provided us a nice moment of me in unnecessary hysterics and her laughing at me losing my breath.

Truth is, I probably found it so funny because I honestly hate this film. It tested my threshold for Cheese in a manner so fierce that it had me questioning the meaning of life for at least 190 out of 195 minutes.

When going to post this, I actually Googled “funny titanic quotes”. Not so surprisingly, there was a bumper crop of choices.

…and

Lastly, this was something that annoyed me to no end. I hate bad writing, in general, and I don’t care if the movie did make one ‘beellion dollars. All the more reason the script should have *not* been so preposterous.

…apparently it was Rose with 75 and Jack with 84.

Oh wait! Let me tack on a killer remake of this same *awful* song! #naryarecorder Enjoy!

9 thoughts on “What’s *What* Up Ahead? Or, The Tip of the Iceberg

  1. I’ve never seen Titanic, Sam (yeah, I’m the one), but I loved this post and now feel completely vindicated in not seeing a movie that so many people seem to think is stellar. Definitely would exceed my cheese capacity. Thanks!

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You are missing absolutely nothing! It’s awful! The effects (…in the end….at the 2.5 hour mark) are good but there’s just too much garbage to get through to appreciate them!

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  2. That animation and its audio is hysterical!
    I’ve not watched Titanic except for excerpts. I’m put off by Leonardo-whatsisname who I can’t stand.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You will be better for missing it, lol! You know…he got better but he also has the ability to be a total creep. And….there was nothing any actor could have done with this script!!!

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  3. Oh I needed all this sarcasm today as I am home, sick, and feeling like poo! I so wish we could just sit and watch Titanic together and just make up our own lines. I think we would be ROLLING. #worstmoviescriptevah

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Hell no, Dubya! It’s just like when I watched Weird Science again in 2009….I’m GOOD on it until at *least* 2034!! I’m sorry that you clearly have the black plague. Is your kiddo feeling better so at least one of you can come off the injured list?

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      1. 🀣🀣🀣 it would be so much fun though! Thing is, I knew it was bad when I watched it in the theater, but you could get STONED for saying something about it at the time!

        She is betterish. I forever marvel at the timing of our rounds with the black plague at my house. Always when I least need it. Can’t ever come at a CONVENIENT time like right before an event I want to avoid or something.

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        1. Yeah I’m pretty sure back then if you voiced distaste for Titanic you were run out of town on a rail at dusk. And it’s evident further by the fact that this was my *least* liked post in almost 2 years. No joke. I’m sitting here cracking up and I’ve probably inadvertently angered the entire James Cameron Society. Did you see my response on the “dog’s name” post about all the cruddy movies I’ve seen lately??? I’ll just wait for Pooka on Netflix at home πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
          There’s an easy fix for when you aren’t sick when you want to be. Find a sick person and lick their eyeball.

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          1. Hey – if all you had reading this blog were a bunch of Cameronites, you can do BETTER. To hell with em! Ha!

            I did, I just haven’t been coherent enough to respond to ANYTHING with more than a few simple grunts and gestures. I am as close to losing my mind as I’ve ever been and just need this week to be OVER. This stupid project for work has (best Chris Traeger voice) *lit’rally* almost killed me.

            Ewww. Licking eyeballs!!!

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